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Anonymous said: What's your cup size

thefitally:

venti

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saturdaywhataday:

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

literally called my sister 4 times until she answered so i could tell her this joke

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commanderspock:

mmcoconut

"Dammit Steve, hold still"
pose

commanderspock:

mmcoconut

"Dammit Steve, hold still"

pose

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hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

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winterartwork:


"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of you best guy’s gun!"

winterartwork:

"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of you best guy’s gun!"

(Source: madpix, via bob-genghis-khan)